Luke Force

(Luke is sitting in small sectioned off part of the Palace at Auburn Hills reserved for radio interviews. It is a few hours before Luke dark match against Mysterio.)

 

Jim Rome: We’re back I’m Jim Rome and today, Luke Force is….Alone With Rome.

 Luke it is always a pleasure brother, I think I first you had you on almost 15 years ago. You were promoting some organization on the east coast. We go back Luke, so what is this return to the ring all about, I thought you were happy as a fat cat lawyer for Phillip Morris. Talk to me Luke, is EMF the right place, you’re 40 years old, is now the right time?

 

Luke Force: Right time? Right place? Who the fuck you think your talking to Rome?

 

Jim Rome: Luke, the “F” bombs c’mon this ain’t Howard Stern.

 

LF: Well Baba effin booey! The only “F” bomb you need to worry about Rome is me. I’m the original “F” Bomb. You can just call me OFB. So you ask, is this the right time and is this the right place for a 40 year old man to make a comeback to the ring?

 

JR: This business is a young’s man business now. There may not be a spot for a 40- year old man.

 

LF: Well I don’t need to worry about that now do I Jim. You see Romey,  I’m no 40-year old man, I’m a 40 year old badass that is here to do severe damage. And I’m not here to ask anyone to believe me, I’m just asking them to let show somebody.

 

 

JR: I hear ya Luke, so here’s your platform, I’ve got about 3-4 million listeners, who you gonna call out? Which of the EMF superstars are you looking to take down first.

 

LF: That’s easy Rome, I want a piece of Justin Fisher.

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JR: Justin Fisher!? That is not the name I was expecting. What on earth did that kid do to you?

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LF: Ya know Jim , the punk just rubs me the wrong way. Maybe’s he too nice or something. Seems like a kid who needs to get slapped around a bit. I like that kind of work. And besides I need a kid who is friendly and talks a lot.

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JR: What do you care if your opponent is friendly and talks a lot?

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LF: When I get done dragging him around the ring and kicking the Fisher out of him, I want him to head back to locker room, well not directly back to the locker room. I’m sure he’ll require a detour to the emergency room. But after that, and a few days of healing, I want him to be able to tell everyone what I did to him. You should be around for it, I’m sure it will make for great radio.

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JR: Sounds captivating. So I get it, you’re not a Justin Fisher fan and you have some plans for him. But what about tonight, you’ve got Mysterio in a few hours? What are you plans for him? Are you going to have him deliver a message to the locker room for you?

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LF: I don’t want Mysterio talking to the locker room. If they want to see what happens to Mysterio, they are welcome to poke their heads out of that curtain and take a peak. But I am telling them all right now, don’t do if it you scare easy boys. Because what is about to be unleashed on the EMF is not something that is seen, or heard, or even touched. Jim, what has arrived in the EMF is a Force that will be felt. It’s a Force that’s impregnable, irrefutable, indestructible, and irresistible. Now Jim, Iknow you’ve got bills to pay, and I’ve got an ass to kick. Be good brother.

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(Luke peels off the headset and takes a swig from his water bottle as he walks back toward his makeshift crappy locker room.)

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JR: That was Luke “The Irresistible” Force. I’m expecting good things from him in the EMF, good things.

 

(Fade to black)